Browns- They stank. They need to draft a QB 1st overall you should either pick Rosen, Darnold, or Jackson. I am not 100% on who to pick for #4, I might pick Saquon Barkley.
Bengals- You guys are the ultimate underachievers, you have a decent QB in Andy Dalton, an amazing three running backs in Jeremy Hill, Giovani Bernard, and Joe Mixon, AJ Green, and a stout defense. Why can’t you win? It is Marvin Lewis, so you guys sign him to an extension.
Ravens- What disappointment in that season. That last game was back and forth, for the first half you guys returned to that funk you were in for the first half of the season. For the second half the Bengals were desperately trying to choke away the game, but you out did them and choked away the game. Congratulations.
Steelers- I will make separate blog for this.
Texans- You guys got your season ruined by the injury bug and you traded away your first round pick. You guys are loaded for the future and you guys are all set for a long time
Colts- This was a disaster of a season and you need new coach. Andrew Luck may never play another down for you, Frank Gore is old, and you guys have a terrible defense. Jacoby Brissett looks promising with a little polishing.
Titans- You guys need more defensive leaders, you guys don’t have a clear defensive star. You also need a lot more offensive weapons. Marcus Mariota had a pretty good year, so you are set for the future.
Jaguars- You guys put together one of the the most surprising seasons. You guys need help at QB, I recommend Kirk Cousins, but not Eli Manning. Blake Bortles will reach Alex Smith level, at best.
Dolphins- You guys had Jay Cutler, so that is a free pass, but you decide to trade your star running back. You guys are in a deep hole. I would trade up to pick Saquon Barkley. So you can have a better running back.
Jets- This season was much better, you were the ones who were supposed to go 0-16. You guys can trust the process and need to wait out the rest of your rebuild. The future is bright in the big apple.
Bills- Tyrod Taylor looked good this year. LeSean McCoy was good. Defense was decent, they definitely need a little depth on defense, I feel like when the evil empire in the Patriots falls, the Bills will dominate the AFC east.
Patriots- You guys need to find the next Jimmy Garoppolo. Other than that, you’re good.
Broncos- You guys are a team that needs major QB help. Trevor Siemian and Brock Osweiler are back-up quarterbacks. You guys need to go for Kirk Cousins or draft somebody, because LaMar Jackson should be available.
Raiders- You guys had high super bowl hopes this year and you guys fell flat on your face. You guys have to find a coach and Gruden is not the answer.
Chargers- It is hard to win when you guys have 16 road games. You guys have a bright future with keenan Allen and Melvin Gordon, but you guys could use some work in that secondary.
Chiefs- What a surprise, the Chiefs disappointed their fans at arrowhead…again. They need defense, it is the reason you guys had that big fall in the middle of the season, you need more help.
Packers- Your guys weaknesses were exposed this year when you weren’t bailed out by Aaron Rodgers high end talent. Pick some defensive star in the draft.
Bears- Defense is great. Wonderful running back tandem. And Mitch Trubisky showed flashes, with a bit of grooming he could be a pro bowl QB. You guys just need some more wide receivers.
Lions- Words to describe your season: disappointment, underachieving, and mediocrity. You guys are now stuck in the pool mediocrity and you guys are going to take a while to be a super bowl contender soon.
Vikings- What a season. You guys have some QB controversy, Keenum or Bridgewater? My personal opinion is to go with Bridgewater, Teddy Bridgewater has proven to be a valid QB. Who knows if Case Keenum will return to that disgusting Rams form.
Buccaneers- I thought you guys were supposed to make the playoffs. And you returned to normal buccaneer form. Jameis Winston was Jameis Winston and you guys fell apart. Your in a tough division, good luck!
Falcons- You guys choked. You need more defense and offensive line. Get help. Stop choking. Other than that I don’t know that much about your team.
Saints- Good season. You guys had a great season. Defense is your new need. You guys will be a perennial contender until Drew Brees retires.
Panthers- You guys need defense, and a couple more weapons on offense. You guys seem promising for the future.
Redskins- You guys are messed up for the future, Kirk Cousins is gone, Pryor was a disappointment, and your defense is not good. You guys now need to rebuild. Trust the process.
Giants- You guys, like the Texans, caught the injury bug. You guys need to trade Odell Beckham JR. He is a distraction. You can get a lot if you trade him though. I would draft more offensive line. And you need a new coaching staff.
Cowboys- Dak Prescott average. Zeke was okay. You are now back in the pool of mediocrity. It is hard to get out of there. You guys need to perform better. It will be hard to win in that powerhouse division though.
Eagles- YOU GUYS WERE AMAZING!!! Honestly you guys are set for the future.
49ers- You guys might be the brightest team in the NFL. Jimmy G. looked great. You guys are set for the future. You guys also have a top ten draft pick. Have fun in the playoffs!
Cardinals- Time for a rebuild! Need a QB. Fitzgerald isn’t resigning. Defensive core aging. Need a new coaching staff. Looks like multiple losing seasons to come for you.
Seahawks- You guys were supposed to make a deep playoff run, and you couldn’t do a thing. Your O-line was terrible, your receivers were average, and running back play was terrible. How did you guys beat the Eagles?